Monday, September 1, 2008

You know you're a scientist when...

You encounter a toy cash register at the local Target and you must drop everything to push every button on the machine, observe the little colored flags that pop up, and try to figure out whether there is any pattern to the correspondence.

Unfortunately, there isn't.

These toy manufacturers should have taken advantage of the opportunity to make the cash register an educational experience for the tykes. Say you pressed "7" and got back

[flag] [no flag] [flag]

Would it really have been so difficult to make the flags stand for the values of the numbers in binary?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Whoo!

Grizelda is done! Recorded, sound-edited, compressed, and ID3-tagged. I'd go out and buy myself a beer if I was, you know, over 21.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Random observation

"I'm glad I switched to Vista" Google hits: 1 unique site.

Well, now there'll be two, but still.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Aha!

Evil Editor (he will not reveal his actual identity) runs a successful blog where readers can submit queries or the beginnings of their novels for him to rip into mercilessly. Usually this is to great comedic effect. Part of the running joke is that he's got this piece of clipart of a dude in muttonchops that he keeps recycling by Photoshopping it into all sorts of pictures.

Then I ran across this comic. Notice a similarity? Something must be going on here. Either Evil Editor has branched out into sausage purchasing, or David Maliki ! and the Editor must both be using the same clipart book.


P.S. No, that's not a typo.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Deep Space 9


It's an old show, yes, but I was only introduced to it the other day. Some sci-fi house friends have the show on DVD and they've been playing it on the house TV. Fascinating. First of all, it's got way better developed characters than the original Star Trek. But what prompted me to blog about it is the way they get the most bang out of their cheap-o special effects.

There's this episode where the shapeshifter, Odo, is at a loggerheads with Garak. Instead of actually fighting him, he starts describing all the things he might do to him. "Shall I reach out my arms and strangle you from across the room?" Instant vivid mental image, without actually having to spend any money on morphing Odo. Reminds me of a trick my English teacher pointed out in Macbeth. There's a scene with a couple of scouts standing on the top of a hill watching an epic battle. They describe it to each other, exclaiming just how awesome it is, though the audience doesn't actually see anything. It's a nice cop-out: it would have been kind of hard to stage an epic battle scene on the scale of, say, Pelennor Fields on a stage in 1600.

(Image from Wikipedia.)

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Update on Grizelda

The chapter submission went through! The Podiobooks official person said all the technical specs for my audio files are good, so I'm good to go for uploading chapters to the site. So I'll just plug away at editing chapters (I'm on 18 of 28) and upload them all just before September 15.

Oh, and I've got a brand shiny new audio promo for Grizelda, which I can't show you guys because Blogger doesn't host audio files. Bummer.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Speaking of Octopus

This is all in Spanish, but it's pretty cool. Wait till the part where it's smooshing itself through a tube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8cf7tPoN5o